Have you ever been stuck in a confined space with small children? Maybe sitting in the car during an oil change? Or waiting patiently at the doctor’s office to hear your child’s name called? How about hanging out for 8+ hours in a car headed south for Spring Break? I thought so. Well, after playing the license plate game for hours (no one will ever find Rhode Island or Alaska, people!) or ‘I Spy’ for the hundredth time, I am ready to change things up a bit. Lucky for me, I have Siri, personal assistant by day, comedian by night. So without further ado, I give you…….the Top 10 Kid-Friendly Things to Say to Siri!
10. Tell me a story. (this one could take multiple tries. she does not want to tell you a story. but she will.)
9. Do you love me?
8. Sing me a song please. (Now she won’t always do this one right away either but if you ask a few times, it is worth it!)
7. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
6. What is the meaning of life?
5. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (she even knows how to spell it!).
4. What does the fox say?
3. Who is the fairest of them all?
2. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
And my personal favorite……
1. Who let the dogs out? (even as I type this, my four year old is giggling in the background.)
Now go test them all out. And while you’re at it, ask Siri to call you “Pocahontas” or “Spider-Man” from now on. The giggling will never end, I promise. Happy Siri-ing!
That is hilairous! I love the avoidance of doing certain things! Like a real mom or something lol
This was a funny one what a cute idea thanks for sharing this one.
ok this is awesome! I just tested them and will have to do them with my daughter when she wakes up. 😀
These are hilarious. I can’t wait to hear her sing a song!